The "Friend Zone"

Just had a conversation with a friend who “FRIEND ZONED” a guy....

Guys, when you are “FRIEND ZONED” don’t blame the girl:

1.Blame yourself for not having the balls in the 1st encounters of meeting the girl to ask her on a proper date. 
 2. You get “friend zoned” because she is not attracted to you, it happens…move on. 

3. STOP being her doormat, somehow expecting her to to realize you are the ‘one’ for her. “Absence makes the heart grow fonder” so DISAPPEAR.

4. Have good D^$K Presentation…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJzf2kRfEEw&feature=BFa&list=PL44EF1DE8048D1246&lf=rellist

5. Once you are “Friend Zoned” MOVE on, get over it, you’ll look like a sad puppy dog and that is not sexy.

6. Most importantly Men: Please appreciate the good girls that you yourself stick in the friend zone. Acknowledge how amazing that girl who ALWAYS has your back is. Or what about the booty call that wanted to be more? I should also mention that girl that may be rough around the edges but in a few years you are blown away by her beauty. Guys, you do the same exact thing.

So on behalf of all females who get criticized for “Friend Zoning” your clown asses.

We don’t find you sexually attractive. Bottom Line. 

Find your balls and call us later. 

If you want to exit the “Friend Zone”

1. Make the 1st move by asking her out on a date fool.

2.If she rejects. Start going out with other girls. It’ll show that you are desired by other women. Making her see you as desirable or at least getting you new dates.

3. Be a MAN. Yes, women want a caring and loving person. BUT balanced. Women want to feel protected. Blame evolution. You need to show how you can give her security, but be aggressive alpha AND be sensitive.

4. All else fails, you just made a new friend who can advise you each time you meet a new girl.

*DISCLAIMER: I am against girls who ‘Friend Zone’ guys but still act flirty and get jealous if the man wants to date other women. Men WALK AWAY..that is a seriously insecure person who needs help and YOU don’t need to deal with that drama. Girls, cut that shit out. Either you give him Pussy or you let him get it elsewhere (It’s THAT simple)*

Facebook

I've come to the conclusion that Facebook has officially become the "classier" version of Myspace.

(take that 12 year old girls who think looking in the mirror while posing makes a great profile pic!)

I recently took a challenge to test my will power: Stay off of Facebook for a week. I somehow did it, the only thing that seemed to suck was the fact that I use Facebook for everything. It reminds me of people's birthdays, group events that I'll never show up to, applications that have no use unless it's the 'Bumper Sticker'.
Facebook has taught me that it's okay to procrastinate as long as you're "Facebook Stalking" that really cute kid from class, or to make a contest between You and That Girl with 1089 pictures posted up on her page. Constant status changes keep me updated about what friend '...is sleeping' or which one '...is (insert song lyric here)".
I guess it was time for a newer more updated version of social networking to come about, but could I pretty pretty please be allowed to have a kick ass song playing while others look at my profile where my name is blinking in glitter?
Well I guess I could keep rambling about the awesomeness of Facebook, but why bother when I need to spend this time updating my status.

My 1st Blog

It's 10:05pm in Oklahoma. I'm the East Coaster who decided to uproot her New York life and see what it's like out in the Midwest. Oklahoma is different...VERY different. A quick intro about me & this blog. I'm from New York ( who knew?!) I'm a college student, with way too much time on her hands (duh).

This blog will hopefully be one where I can of course be like millions of others and just write what's on my mind, while most can agree to what's on my mind. I'll talk about everything from: My life, politics, music,gossip, and whatever else I deem entertaining. ( be advised this will all be MY opinion.. not Fact)
I encourage you to post comments and even make suggestions. Tell me what's on your mind
Enjoy,

*Sam Corner